In what might be the most committed case of in-flight clinginess ever recorded, a woman aboard a Southwest flight from LaGuardia to Kansas City went full Tasmanian devil—attacking another female passenger and white-knuckling her hair like it held the secrets of the universe.
Despite visibly having a fistful of follicles, the unhinged traveler repeatedly insisted she wasn’t touching anything. (Spoiler: she was.) Her spiral included yelling slurs at the victim and the surrounding crowd, who tried desperately to separate the two without triggering a secondary explosion.
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